Thoughts

• Still tired
• I may not actually have any real enemies. Most of my rivalries seem to have been fabricated in my mind
• Tonight for dinner I ate a handful of salad and a plate of dried/cured meats. Probably could’ve done better
• Going to tweet “ugh. i hate insomnia” at 8:47 tonight. i think it’ll be funny
• i don’t want one on my front four teeth to fall out or get removed, but i think i could pull it off
• how do turtles work
• Nicole made Jionni dinner last night. he’s a fork biter. i didn’t like that at all
• i have been watching jersey shore seasons out of order. i like it this way
• smockin
• it would be nice to play a round of golf (miniature) with my friends soon

Updates:

i want a kelly green shirt that just says “hate” in comic sans. shia labeouf. might go to idaho in july for summer camp. never been before. could be fun. might see a moose.

Today’s top 7 songs (choose the order)

1. Lips Of An Angel- hinder
2. Lost Boy- ruth b
3. Strawberries & Cigarettes- troye sivan
4. Rehab- amy winehouse
5. Picture to Burn- taylor swift
6. Days and Days- lil wayne
7. Written in the Stars- tinie tempah

Thank you to today’s sponsor, Nesquik. None of this would be possible without you.

Fuck. I am tired. Not physically. Just mentally drained. Lot going on in my head that is not productive lately.

After a large dinner of leftover trout and asparagus, I stayed awake late watching the Sunday Night Fox lineup on Hulu, in addition to some of my favorite skits from the past few seasons of Saturday Night Live. I then followed this up by advancing another career in EA Sports UFC 4. I opted to become the WFA champion before entering the UFC. I believe this will allow me to start my UFC career off with higher pay, and more ranked matchups early on. Only Time will tell.

I may or may not have had too much to drink for a Monday evening. Regardless, I still woke up this morning. Shoutout to my enemies.

Update: I have selected to hide all alerts on my phone for the time being. I will check my phone if and when I choose. If you are not saved as a contact titled “Dad” or “Mom”, please do not instruct me on how to behave and live my life. You may offer advice, but I am free to disregard anything that comes way. The only people who have any authority on what I will do on a daily basis are me, and my wonderful dog, Hamilton (white, straight, cis, male). If you don’t like this, I honestly don’t know what to tell you. I understand that I am far from perfect, but am content with my choices. Don’t mistake this for ignorance.

My parents are going to Mexico from the 17th to the 24th of April. I will be staying at their house and watching over my baby brother. The front door will be unlocked. Feel free to break into their house and steal their valuables. I will watch to make sure you are taking the correct items.

This week will be different. I will be listing TEN songs instead of the 5 that you have grown accustomed to. I will also not be ending this with a line from my song of the day. I am maturing as a person. You should try it.

Tuesday Top Ten (random order)

1. You & The 6- drake
2. Leave- post malone
3. What’s My Age Again- blink-182
4. Champagne- baby e
5. Love Yourself- justin bieber
6. Hey There Delilah- plain white t’s
7. Story of My Life- one direction
8. Let Me Love You- ariana grande (lil wayne verse ONLY)
9. HYFR- drake
10. My Life- the game

Thanks for reading. Thursday Thoughts will be released on Thursday.

• Soda is a gateway drink
• My favorite consistency is well mixed.
• Thursday is my second favorite day of the week.
• Picking your nose is fun and free
• I washed my sheets, used a clean blanket, and showered before bedtime last night. I don’t see the appeal. Still have pinkeye.
• Whoever said that grey sheets were acceptable should be in prison.
• I think that I am having my mid-life crisis.
• I would like to get a tattoo, but feel I would get a very dumb one
• Never let your enemy behind you
• I want to get a new phone, but my current phone works fine. I just want more space for games, music, and memes.
• I think I can do a pretty good cartwheel.

updates

Might go fishing this weekend. Looking for a new hobby. Might get really into photography. i don’t know, really. Going to Hy-Vee tonight. I’m gonna do the tweet. Saw a picture last week of a blue Steve Urkel with the caption “I am tired of this family. Their matters.” and it really stuck with me. I don’t think I will ever forget that picture. I am glad that I saw it. A girl online put gorilla glue in her hair and her hair got stuck. i wonder sometimes why i am the way that i am. Gravy is just a thicker, more savory version of tea.

Top 5 songs right now

Money In the Grave- Drake

Furthest Thing- Drake

Worst Behavior – Drake

Wildest Dreams- Taylor Swift

Anything But Mine- Kenny Chesney

Ending

talking all the good things, that’s all I’m really good for

drake

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1. Tommy

Thank you

Conjunctivitis.

My left eye has conjunctivitis.

#BeBold

Wrote this last night and took too long . Didn’t feel like posting it at 2, so dropping it now. Call it Thursday Thoughts, or go fuck yourself. I don’t really care at this point.

Thinking about buying an apple watch. I probably will not do this, as I can simply look at the sun or moon to tell the time.

I’ve been watching Jersey Shore Family Reunion lately, and thinking about which housemate I identify with. I want to be Pauly or Vinny, but deep down I know that I’m just Ron with less muscles and definitely less cocaine.

Been awake into the early hours of the morning lately. I hope one of these days I get tired early and fall asleep around 8 PM, but one can only be so lucky.

I have been trying out these Instagram stories, but I live a very bland lifestyle, so don’t have much to put there. I really just use this tweet from Chuck Grassley as the basis for my stories. I find it to be successful. I like it. I will continue.

Thinking about taking a small vacation soon. Maybe Vegas for a weekend. Or Omaha, Nebraska.

Mainstream media really gave cigarettes a bad reputation.

Might go fishing on Friday night. Hope it’s fun.

Also, for my friends. I think I’m going to try something new. Don’t text me, I won’t respond. Call me. 14 day trial.

1. Wildest Dreams
2. Teardrops On My Guitar
3. Tim McGraw
4. 22
5. You Belong with Me

This will be a compilation of what I originally wrote for today, and what is in my drafts.

Today I was thinking about my favorite movie, We Bought A Zoo. I’ve personally never seen the movie, but have heard great things. The premise of the movie is that they bought a zoo. I can’t fucking believe it. That is insane. While I was thinking about this, I wondered if there was a sequel to the movie. If they ever make one they should call it “We Bought a 2oo”. Pretty smart. They can have this idea for free. Also Kung Fu Panda 2 should have been named Kung Two Panda. This is probably why I didn’t see the movie.

I had lunch with a friend today.

It is St. Patricks day here in Iowa, and I hope it is for all of my international friends as well. What do you guys do for the holiday? My friends and I sit down and watch Conor McGregor videos all day (only wins). Conor McGregor is the best.

My favorite things

Youtube. Youtube knows what I want to watch. If someone other than Youtube recommends a video to me, I will not like it. Youtube knows what I like.

The red line under a word that is spelled wrong. Some words confuse me, like restaurant or Chili’s, but thanks to the red line I know that I typed it wrong again.

I hear that Saturday Night Live is returning to the tv next Saturday, March 27th. I hope it is good. Sometimes I watch Saturday Night Live on Sunday Mornings via hulu, but I like watching it live.

Sometimes I listen to music while I am in the shower. This is nice, but I wish there was a way to change the music without having to reach out of the shower. Let me know if you have any suggestions.

Noah Update

Still a Navy man. Still my friend.

Fantasy Friends Weed 16 Standings

• Noah- Had lunch today
• Karsten- Called me
• Zach- Ignored My Call (he was at a bar. I didn’t ask)
• Jakob.
• Tommy- Only ranking him last because it’s fun.
• TBD

Twitter Drafts:

• bad day for ice cream
• it
• oka
• @alroker
• Ladies, Imagine this:
• why are the
• monkey. bananamal. idea.

I have a lot of free time lately, and will try to post more this year. Sometimes I write paragraphs and delete them and start over and end up posting nothing because I don’t like the way it is. I don’t know why I am like this, and will try to do better.

getting back to the things that made me. please be respectful and patient during these times.