Shit, can’t believe we’re still here. Forgot to drop the top 5 yesterday, and that’s my fault. I was handling meat.
The shit me and my girlfriend do in public is straight up illegal. It’s a full on fight when I take that broad to Hy-Vee. Last night I dropped her with a body shot in the bread aisle. Stood right over her and let her know she’s softer than Sara Lee. I paid for groceries. She sucked the soul out of my dick when we got home, though.
Anyway, here’s the top 5:
- low life- future
- mess- lil wayne
- 2009- mac miller
- she will be loved- maroon 5
- jumper- third eye blind
- ordinary life- the weeknd
- i miss you- blink-182
- bubbly- colbie caillat
Going to smoke a brisket tomorrow to watch the ufc fights with the boys. Going to film a video of me doing sick scooter tricks in my parents driveway. My brother and his friend joby will edit it for me. Will release on my instagram. Parents come home. Gonna hug my daddy at the airport. Then I’m going to watch the fights with THE BOYS (they’re all over 40 and married with children).
A life ain’t a life ’til you live it
I was digging me a hole big enough to bury my soul
Weight of the world, I gotta carry my ownmac miller