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Iowa just closed all restaurants and bars for the near future. Drive through and carry out is still available

If anything, this can only help Arby’s; as nobody actually wants to be seen eating Arby’s. The best place to eat an Arby’s sandwich is in the shower with the curtain closed and the lights off.

I am very worried about Jakob at this time. I know for a fact that he is completely lost in the kitchen. The only thing he knows how to prepare is “crunchy pea salad”. Don’t know what that is, but apparently Jiffy Lube doesn’t let him come in for his hair appointment if he is carrying a Tupperware container anymore.

Will update as the story progresses.

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