what’s up with these new bitches?

alright, idiots, time to get down to business. i know what you’re here for. first thing you’ll want to know is “what is storm doing right now?” yeah, i bet you’d like it if i fucking told you. i’ll tell you anyway though. i am drinking a strong mixed beverage from a milk bottle. it’s classy. I’ve got Robbie Lawler and Rory MacDonald in an absolute fucking war up on the screen, and the soothing sounds of 808’s and heartbreaks playing from the cell phone. no youtube video to fuck with the flow tonight. it’s already 9:27 and i’m only this far in. skipped the post on tuesday because i had personal and family issues to sort out (i didn’t have either). walked around. on wednesday and it was pretty quiet. probably because you simpletons didn’t know what music to listen to without my recommendations.

i’ve got a lot of thoughts this week, so let’s get rolling

The Thoughts

  • i’ve been getting back to my roots… i’ll be honest here. i think my roots are just binge drinking and saying stupid shit. there’s nothing wrong with it, because i’m cool. people like me. i’m the man of the people. raised by the streets.
  • don’t want to sound entitled here, but women should be walking to me vagina first in public. i may be the best looking and wittiest boyman they ever see and ever will see.
  • the apartment has been kept at a cool 65 degrees this spring. i feel this is an appropriate temperature for vigorous masturbation.
  • joe biden (father of crack addict, hunter biden) says i don’t have to wear my mask anymore. what a fucking ride the past year has been. not sure how to feel
  • somewhere between ironic and iconic
  • this is absolutely the greatest fight ever held inside the ufc octagon. i want it framed on my wall. especially the staredown after the 4th round
  • i think i could try heroin once
  • 2013 was an absolutely wild year.
  • just like you, i get lonely
  • i want to bleach my hair for a weekend, and just cut it all off on monday morning
  • fucking love memes, man
  • gonna freaking ride tomorrow night, brother
  • karate is actually really cool, it just sucks that everyone i know who did it is a huge dork
  • i love talking to people when i feel like it
  • might go back and finish college just to say i fucking did it

seems like a great place to stop this one.

Songs of the day

  1. d.o.p.e- rick ross
  2. fall in love again- rag’n’bone man
  3. numb- jay-z/ linkin park
  4. all me- drake
  5. shut it down- drake
  6. chasing cars- snow patrol
  7. pray 4 love- travis scott
  8. awful things- lil peep
  9. i know- post malone
  10. condemned- zach bryan
  11. citizen/soldier- 3 doors down
  12. not that simple- mike posner
  13. underground kings- drake
  14. pay for you- skizzy mars
  15. not comin home tonight- three loco

thanks for reading these. you don’t know how important it is.

she had the nerve to say she love me and i fuckin’ laughed

-meek mill

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s