“Sorry for the wait”
I had a long day at work. I wasn’t going to eat lunch, but somebody had a buy one get free coupon for a sandwich so me and my dad split the extra sandwich. I havent eaten Taco Bell in 5 days but I think I might tonight.
My hot model girlfriend texted me to tell me that she’s having a lot of fun on tour in Paris and she found someone new and they have really good bread in France. She sure does love bread.
(Sometimes I feel like I shouldve been a girl.)
On a brighter note, my girlfriend is having twins!